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The True Value of Knowing

Date: 13 December 2013 From: G.I. Joe Executive Management Team To: All Joe Staff Joe Team: As you know, fiscal year 2013 has been difficult for the organization. The economic rebound we had hoped for failed to materialize, and we have been forced to make some difficult decisions in order[...]

As many of my friends know, I’ll periodically eat something I’m not supposed to. This isn’t out of any compulsion like┬ápica, but more out of curiosity. I wonder about dry cat food that says it now has “20% more fish flavor”, and how exactly they determine that, so I’ll do[...]